IF I WERE PRESIDENT

IF MOS DEF WERE PRESIDENT

IF WYCLEF WERE PRESIDENT

IF MURS WERE PRESIDENT

Obama Eats Babies

http://barackobamaeatsbabies.com/

qoute of the day

"A condom is the glass slipper for our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, and then you throw it away. The condom, I mean, not the stranger."-Fight Club

Music Torture?

Real life Eternal Sunshine

Scientific advances get more miraculous by the day, but this story from Wednesday's Telegraph is the craziest development I've read about in a while:

"Neurobiologists believe they will soon be able to target and then chemically remove painful memories and phobias from the mind without causing any harm to the brain."

Would you do it?

The Cipher

LOL

GUITAR HERO: WORLD TOUR

Director Brett Ratner got Alex Rodriguez, Michael Phelps, Tony Hawk and Kobe Bryant together for this Risky Business-style commercial.

This looks amazing

Sunset Now: Everyone enjoys a beautiful sunset. Adam Parker Smith's Sunset Now art installation allows the user to control the rising and setting of a simulated sun using a simple dimmer switch.

Make your own Puppet

WIN!

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What is Pepsi thinking?

Pepsi has announced that they are undergoing a drastic relaunching of their branding and packaging to bring "new life" to their flagship brands. The most dramatic element is a redesign of the Pepsi Globe logo, which for some reason is now supposed to represent a smile.
What are they thinking? Seriously, this is a big step backwards in my opinion. With the change to the classic Pepsi globle logo, it looks like a cheap knockoff brand. I don't get it, just how is this supposed to increase or even sustain sales in a dwindling economy? Your thoughts?

Proton - Fade Away

Proton are a quite tasty duo form Atlanta, Kamikazbi who has a slight reminiscent of a young Andre and Larry might be ones to watch. This is their first cut featuring Santogold. But although it's quite descent nothing compares to them on the Jessica Tonder track The Bee Remix.

Nick Walker shines in NY

Following in Banksys, Nick Walker has doled out a nice mural for New Yorkers on 6th and Cooper in East Village.

Stairporn.org

a site dedicated to the most beautiful stairs you have ever laid your eyes upon.

First Mercedes-Mclaren had their Chromed out F1's
But this is ridiculous

FAIL

“The meat had been cooked, the sandwich almost assembled and assorted Guinness Book of Records dignitaries were patiently waiting by to give it their official stamp of approval.

But cooks in Iran were left in despair after their bid to create the world’s longest sandwich failed when the crowd started eating it before it could be measured.”

FAAAAAIIIIILLL!

Watch This

This is an amazing animated film "ark" by Grzegorz Jonkajtys. i mean i really cant explain how good it is just watch it Follow the jump

Police in Mexico find private zoo as drug cartel's party house

The property, whose walls, ceilings and furniture are made almost entirely of ornately carved wood, appeared to have been used by the traffickers for parties on nights and weekends, authorities said The house was equipped with a private zoo housing a collection of animals including two panthers...

2 Lions
And an albino Tiger
Party's over

Connect-the-dots tattoo

Giraffe obsessed Colleen Venable has taken the conventional tattoo to another level, you know she'll be a great hit at kids parties.

Real life star power

Yes its a real billboard

Banksys Petting Zoo

Banksys says:
“New Yorkers don’t care about art, they care about pets. So I’m exhibiting them instead. I wanted to make art that questioned our relationship with animals and the ethics and sustainability of factory farming, but it ended up as chicken nuggets singing. I took all the money I made exploiting an animal in my last show and used it to fund a new show about the exploitation of animals. If its art and you can see it from the street, I guess it could still be considered street art.”

Check it out here

Ever the canny marketeer, Banksy’s once again been out pounding the streets of the Big Apple to coincide with the launch of his new pop-up store.

WHY AMERICA IS FUCKED

IT REALLY DOSE PAY TO FUCK UP

AIG executives headed out on a taxpayer funded junket to the St. Regis resort in California. While there, they had a blast at our expense. They helped themselves to:1
$201,047.42 for hotel rooms and $147,301.71 for catered banquets
$23,380 for the hotel spa and another $1,488 for the salon.
Golf for $6,939.09 and $5,016.32 spent at the Tavern.

Send a message to Secretary Paulson right now

TOMORROW

Everything seems to be fucked up these days, so I cannot think of a better time to watch, The Day After Tomorrow(THE ORIGINAL). This scared the shit out of me when I was younger…….propganda at its best. The best part of it all it was on primetime. stick with it, it’s pretty fucked up. Is this out on blu-ray?

I can't believe this shit

Rap has gone CGI someone please help

ZERO dollar

So today on CNN they had live feed of artist Laura Gilbert and her creation of the "Zero Dollar," Laura Gilbert was passing out 10,000 fake "zero" dollars in front of the New York Stock Exchange today. The art piece is about "the destructive role of many financial institutions, and the decline of U.S. currency to the point of seeming worthlessness." What perfect timing!

Idea's to better our economy

Legalize bud and tax it. You’ll also save a lot of money by eliminating wasteful prosecution and incarceration. Plus, there will be new jobs and businesses created as the outcome of this positive decision.

Happy working people, happy living people.

Pixel Coasters

Vice presedential debate

You may have noticed during the vice presidential debate that the candidates were busily writing on note pads the entire time. Fortunately, I were able to obtain a copy of Sarah Palin and Joe Biden’s notes.

The hardest part of roller blading

Economy

How the mighty have fallen

Tagged in Motion

So dope, data is depicted in the artists Video eyewear as 3D graffiti floaing in the room.

I LOVE LARGE FORMAT i need to buy a 4 x 5

Beached from Keith Loutit on Vimeo.

Jon Stewart was on fire

Possibly his best broadcast ever

Boy, 7, Breaks into Zoo, Kills & Feeds Animals to Croc

This kid Wins hands down

Footage from the security cameras at Alice Springs Reptile Centre caught the child smiling as he killed a total of 13 animals.

During his 30-minute spree, he was seen hurling the animals over the security fence into the crocodile enclosure.

A turtle, four Western blue-tongued lizards, two bearded dragons, two thorny devil lizards and the zoo's 20-year-old goanna were among those killed.


Wow he makes this kid look like a bitch

celebrity product endorsements in Japanese commercials

Western celebrities in cheesy ass Japanese commercials so bad its good heres the governator follow the jump it gets worse lol Bruce Willis, Madonna, Hulk Hogan...oh man

Seth Rogen dose it again: Zack and Mari Make a Porno

Florida recount all over again

The Simpson always seem to make me think..

AP photographer Mark Lennihan took this photograph of 13-year-old Jeremy Conroy selling apples in front of the New York Stock Exchange today. Apparently Conroy was "reenacting a scene of boys selling apples during the Great Depression." Like this one.

Banksys erects another rat in soho

Seems like the brit is on an angry rampage threw america number 3 coming soon?

AWKWARD!